Coffee Mugs and Blowjobs
WRITTEN BY BENDY GIRL
READ TIME: 4 min.
Let’s talk about how cups of coffee have evolved, much like blowjobs, over the years. John comes to the table for breakfast. Jane pours him a cup of joe and John reaches for the sugar and creamer. Less than 3 decades ago coffee came just a few ways. Black or with cream and sugar were the coffee staples of the time. No one thought a whole lot about coffee choices or coffee’s futuristic role as a decadent delight. Read more about the evolution of coffee culture in America in this Culture Trip article.
Dark roasting, unusual blends and exotic barista-ing was not foreseen in the world of coffee wonders. Espresso could only be savored in distant lands. Once upon a time you had to jump on a plane to Europe in order to sip lattes, while munching bakery goodies. Starbucks simply wasn't an option for the American coffee goer, until something happened in Seattle.
Today the number of coffee choices are mind boggling. I believe coffee has its own acronyms, slang and connoisseurs all waiting for the next big thing. Coffee houses sit on every block in America, and even in most retail spaces as a customer service option. The unrelenting sipping and guzzling of this delight has gone way overboard; and it offers us very little as far as true health benefits. But nothing can knock the Grandes and Triple-shots out of our hands and daily routines.
In the past, and even today, not everyone has understood the original role of coffee. Coffee can be a perfect stimulant and extreme focus enriching element when used correctly. The coffee of today is served in a way that negates all its positive potential, and has simply become one more "thing" we have come to abuse. If we would turn the clock back and ask our ancestors how they viewed the role of coffee in terms of energy, focus enhancement and even weight management - we might look at coffee from a whole new perspective. Hello “Bulletproof” coffee; you get it!!
In 2016 amnesty international released a world proclamation suggesting that all countries globally begin the process of decriminalizing consensual adult sex work. This over night awareness has not immediately impacted an industry that has forced working women to hide in the dark for as long as many of us can remember. It would be great if everyone “woke” up with the same "Ah-ha" moment that the gay community got to experience when they “came out of their closets”.
If we were all to step back and look at life from the perspective of 1915 - we would never have guessed that all women would be able to vote, all people of color would share equal rights, gay marriage would be legal or that a person could change their sexual orientation. To people in the past these thoughts would seem purely obscured and only fit for science fiction books. Yet, here we are on the verge of letting sex out of the closet. Many still scoff and think of it as pure conjecture and wishful thinking.
For the general public; sex will not evolve until it is out of the shadows, seen by all as a normal human bodily function, necessary to achieve full self awareness. Until we as people can discuss sex in general, we cannot begin the conversations of how we would like to have it - or if an individual even likes sex. Sex workers know just how much dissatisfaction comes with the world of vanilla sex. Vanilla disharmony is the fuel of the erotic industry. In order for sex to become satisfying for the masses, the menu has to be expanded, explored and analyzed. Most are still sipping Joe from the bottom of the burnt coffee pot and doubling up on the cream.
I ask my clients often, "what will happen when McSex, opens across from Starbucks." Right now, only the industry of pleasure understands the varieties available, and sets its menu accordingly. Any good industry will always rise to the needs of the customer. I have delivered a very decadent menu for about 12 years. Great customer service goes a very long way, regardless of your job.
Wait for the day you get asked “How would you like your blowjob?” Because trust me - just like coffee - not all BJ's are created equal. Talk about an underutilized pharmaceutical opportunity: a properly preformed BJ can leave anyone feeling like a million bucks. There are a ton of reasons the sex industry is not going anywhere anytime. Disneyland has nothing on the sex Industry, because we are the ones who deliver the greatest euphoria on earth.
Imagine if you could choose how you would like to receive your BJ… Lots of tongue? Or maybe you like the lips? General areas of delight - forget the penis and go for the balls? Even the ladies can decide how they would like their muffins filled - extra sprinkles on the top and lightly stuffed… Or even a “fill it to the brim” option. The menu could include light courses or a buffet of variety. I sure would like to help write those McSex menu's.
Affection, tenderness and intimate time are services not unlike any other. Sex life, sexual activity and intimate desires need to be identified as true health components that are capable of creating organic homeostasis in the human system. Just like eating and drinking water; sex is a fundamental need. If everyone stood up for sex we could agree that shame, hurt and fear have no home in sex. Intimacy, touching moments and sensual desires are beautiful things that should be enjoyed in many ways. They should be available and understood as a fundamental need - by and for everyone.
Enjoy your coffee.
Namaste’
BG
